hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
my mom says that when the street lights turn on, so does the danger
missbeatlegeorge: I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school: when in the hallways: when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade: when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent: when I get a poor grade on a test: when someone says something incredibly stupid: when someone keeps...
me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore
You haven’t experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish.
northerndrawl: Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
a-little-insane: when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that
Lust is exciting, love is scary.
mydeaddog: the problem with blue eyeshadow is that people wear it
ink-em: “I wanna be your friend” I whisper quietly to myself while stalking your blog and not making any attempt to talk to you
Sorry for the long time away! Deployment is almost over and we finally got our house on base so I have been crazy busy! I got everything all ready and moved in, now its time for him to come home and everything will be complete again <3 I have missed tumblr so much, glad to have it back :)
If you live in WASHINGTON
armywife14: If you live in Washington state, especially near the JBLM area, you should head on over and check out www.facebook.com/harrisonshomemade Take some time to look through the pictures and tell your friends. I am really trying to get my business going. And so, for every TWO paying customers you send my way, you get a GIANT CUPCAKE FREE (or something of equal value). There is no better...